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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she “thought i’d left them!” and that she “made my order with extra love!” and you what, she did
it’s funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it’s run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn’t been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it’s so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.
perfect new meme template just dropped
example usage
wait Iâm not done
Just seen a bathroom sign that says “Femmes”. Unsure if this is woke or not.
Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the “woke mob” but not from the dastardly Frenchman
sorry but john lennon did indeed need to be micromanaged and people need to stop scorning paul for doing it like the second there were too many enablers around he started doing heroin
paul should have put him on a leash actually
i do think you have to be a bit pathetic to be truly hot
Every stupid rule has a stupid story behind it.
Regulations 👏 Are 👏 Written 👏 In 👏 Blood
before pride month ends does anybody wa(the clock chimes as it hits midnight. i scream and explode into a billion tiny dust particles)
The first rule of cutting your hair is to have fun and be yourself, the second is to never look back
because it looks bad or because of the demons
Yeah
Wisdom boundless as the oceans
My favourite quote from him is something along the lines of
âthere is no power in these points and no point to this presentationâ
and I think about that every time I have to look at a shitty PPT from my dickhead boss
âthere is no power
in these points and no point to
this presentationâ
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Thank you haiku bot for recognizing that this quote is poetry
Thank you haiku bot
for recognizing that this
quote is poetry
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
when my local friendgroup hit our late 20’s/early 30’s we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have ‘get togethers’ ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc
the ancients were wrong about many things but they were absolutely right about snacking plates
Hey not to be a downer but just so we’re all aware the Supreme Court just voted to criminalize homelessness and gut every administrative agency that keeps corporations from poisoning our food water and air
See also, âWeâre in a drought; conserve water!â Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.
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LOVE YOURSELF FUKUOKA DOME, 2019







