z-a-d-i-e:

z-a-d-i-e:

i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she “thought i’d left them!” and that she “made my order with extra love!” and you what, she did

it’s funny that this is getting notes again, because last night i went to the thai place in my neighborhood. it’s run by a family and during covid times i ate there literally almost every day. later i cut back on eating out so much and hadn’t been there in two years but last night we went and ate inside for the first time ever and the owner ran over to say hello and ask how i was, and repeated our old regular order. it was sweet. it’s so easy to feel like you are an island, but stuff like this reminds you that you are part of a community.

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

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perfect new meme template just dropped

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example usage

wait I’m not done

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noxtheox:

noxtheox:

Just seen a bathroom sign that says “Femmes”. Unsure if this is woke or not.

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the “woke mob” but not from the dastardly Frenchman

philcollinsenjoyer:

philcollinsenjoyer:

sorry but john lennon did indeed need to be micromanaged and people need to stop scorning paul for doing it like the second there were too many enablers around he started doing heroin

paul should have put him on a leash actually

cryptarchs-qualm:

i do think you have to be a bit pathetic to be truly hot

cipheramnesia:

stealth-science:

funny-tik-toks:

Every stupid rule has a stupid story behind it.

Regulations 👏 Are 👏 Written 👏 In 👏 Blood

t4tails:

before pride month ends does anybody wa(the clock chimes as it hits midnight. i scream and explode into a billion tiny dust particles)

felixfeliccis:

archaicfirehydrants:

felixfeliccis:

The first rule of cutting your hair is to have fun and be yourself, the second is to never look back

because it looks bad or because of the demons

Yeah

the-haiku-bot:

articulate-anxious-atheist:

the-haiku-bot:

littleplasticrat:

stuffedeggplants:

fuck-customers:

Wisdom boundless as the oceans

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My favourite quote from him is something along the lines of

“there is no power in these points and no point to this presentation”

and I think about that every time I have to look at a shitty PPT from my dickhead boss

“there is no power

in these points and no point to

this presentation”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Thank you haiku bot for recognizing that this quote is poetry

Thank you haiku bot

for recognizing that this

quote is poetry

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

duckbunny:

heedra:

when my local friendgroup hit our late 20’s/early 30’s we all metamorphosed into ancient romans and/or redwall characters bc now whenever we have ‘get togethers’ ppl are always bringing over cheeses and crusty breads and cured meats and olives and grapes and ales etc

the ancients were wrong about many things but they were absolutely right about snacking plates

emeraldastral:

anexperimentallife:

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See also, “We’re in a drought; conserve water!” Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

I remember being a child... lawn water rations, shower flow reducers, dead tomato plants. Yet somehow... the golf courses were evergreen.ALT

taeyoonge:

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